Monday, April 28, 2025 - Embattled Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan, has sent out a sarcastic apology to Senate President, Godswill Akpabio, via her social media platforms. In the post, Natasha who is in a running battle with Akpabio, whom she has accused of sexual harassment, said in her letter that he should please forgive this ‘’stubborn woman' who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was ‘’earned through elections, not erections''
Her ‘’apology'' which has left many Nigerians reeling with
laughter online, read
‘’SATIRICAL
APOLOGY LETTER
From the
Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan
Dear
Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio,
It is with
the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for
the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted
presence. I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognize
that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through
merit, but through the ancient art of compliance — of the very personal kind.
How remiss
of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… “requests” was not
merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws
of certain men’s entitlement. Truly, I must apologize for prioritizing
competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the people’s mandate over
private dinners behind closed doors.
I now
realize the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed,
tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own
postcodes. For this disruption to the natural order of “quid pro quo,” I bow my
head in fictional shame.
Please find
it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of
entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her
seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.
I remain,
Yours in
eternal resistance,
Senator
Natasha H Akpoti Uduaghan
Unafraid,
Unbought, and Unbroken''
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